i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous 

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4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

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smartgirlsattheparty:

This one never gets old.

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korra:

i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”

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paraxdisepink:

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feelknower1993:

fuckyeahconceptcarz:

2005 Smart ForFour Style “Cool & Cosy”

image

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its-awesome-turtle-time:

nonstupidname14:

castleforeverx:

YES.YES.YES. People need to realise this 

This belongs more on Facebook than it does on tumblr.

i think you’re missing out on some of tumblr then… but it should be on facebook too, it should be on every social media site!

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fuckingconversations:

wishuponawish:

hookandthedaggersxvx:

Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.

Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.

Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.

*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*

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loopyleprechaun:

I googled guinea pig with brussel sprouts and let me tell you I was not disappointed 

loopyleprechaun:

I googled guinea pig with brussel sprouts and let me tell you I was not disappointed 

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sorry:

I am very angry for not being born with the ability to sing or draw.

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averypottermormon:

winterthirst:

chris evans + left boob + text posts aka i’m so sorry

don’t apologize for art

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goldandlights:

bigbardafree:

I hate when people casually discuss superheroes because I’m sitting in the corner with KNOWLEDGE and OPINIONS but I just have to smile and be like “haha yeah I like superman too” so I don’t scare anyone

oh you saw the new captain america movie? how was it? ARE YOU SURE YOU’RE READY FOR THIS CONVERSATION ARE YOU REALLY SURE

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